Best Husband - Wife Funny Hindi Jokes

Read Here Most Popular Funny Husband Wife Hind Jokes


Husband aur wife ki ladia hoti hai tab Husband Gusse me

Husband: Teri Jesi aur 10 mil jayegi.

Wife (Has Ker): abhi bhi mere jaisi Chahiye…

Patni Ne Apne Pati Se Kaha - Hindi Pati Patni Jokes

Patni : Main Is Bhikhari Se Bahut Naraz Hu.

Pati : Kyu?

Patni : Maine Ise Kal Khane Ko Diya To Aaj Muje Wo Khana Banane Ke Book deke Chala Gaya.

Pati Apni Patni Ke Liye...!!! - Pati Patni Jokes

EK Pati Apni Patni Ke Liye Chappal Lene Ko gaya.

Pati(dukan dar se) : Meri Biwi Ke Liye Chappal Dikhavo.

dukan dar  : Size Kaun Si He?

Pati : Wo Muje Malum Nahi Par Mere Gal Par Chappal Ke Nishan Is Size Ke De Do.

Patni Ne Pati Se Pucha - Funny Pati Patni Jokes

Patni : Aap Itni Der Se Ye marriage certificate Main Kya 

DhuNaDha Rahe Hai?

Pati : Hamari Shadi Ki Expiry Date.